I'm Ron Burgundy?

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rhea137:

awesome hat.

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Oh, holy fuck. That hat is not fucking around. (H/t to Kory)

WHY DO I NOT OWN THIS HAT

scrapscallion:

fuckthereallife:

rhea137:

awesome hat.

(via yeahiwasintheshit)

Oh, holy fuck. That hat is not fucking around. (H/t to Kory)

WHY DO I NOT OWN THIS HAT

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And when my life is over
Remember
When we were together
And I was singing this song for you

We were alone and
I was singing this song for you

This fucking song. Can’t get it out of my head. I blame pod people.

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Hooooooo. Not a new year’s resolutions kind of guy. It’s certainly not due to a lack of faults and shortcomings, though. I blame society (also my unrelenting cynicism).
For 2012, I want to get a job, so I can pay back this debt and stop feeling like I’m worth more dead than alive. I also want my kitty Sparkle to love me more, but I don’t think that’s a realistic goal.

Fuck you want?

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I really like this question. If I could have written any book, it probably would be Murakami’s Norwegian Wood. There are (not many) books that I like more, but I don’t know if there’s another book that was so good at depicting the futility of unrequited love, the disappointment of dreams fulfilled, the emptiness of depression, the soothing relief of a woman’s arms — it locked in to a very specific section of my soul. It locked in to a section of my soul that I protect with vigor due to its vulnerability. Wanting, needing, having, and losing all rolled up into the uncertainty and arrogance of young adulthood.

Fuck you want?

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Kimbo is throwing me a party and I plan to GET AFTER IT. (Taken with instagram)

Kimbo is throwing me a party and I plan to GET AFTER IT. (Taken with instagram)

Divine light by Lucas Janin on Flickr.
Oh, honey. Come here to me. Drop all your work or that silly school uniform or your go-nowhere boyfriend and let’s be together somewhere safe. You can tell me anything. Every word you say is like hot, sticky syrup all over me. Your thoughts and desires are the only puzzles worth solving. Is there anything at all that you want, or need? Can I help you disappear? They’ll never find us. Our love is eternal, and sacred. And private. I’m your little secret. I’ll save you, I promise.

Divine light by Lucas Janin on Flickr.

Oh, honey. Come here to me. Drop all your work or that silly school uniform or your go-nowhere boyfriend and let’s be together somewhere safe.

You can tell me anything. Every word you say is like hot, sticky syrup all over me. Your thoughts and desires are the only puzzles worth solving.

Is there anything at all that you want, or need? Can I help you disappear? They’ll never find us. Our love is eternal, and sacred. And private. I’m your little secret. I’ll save you, I promise.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18)

  1. Amy Winehouse (3)
  2. Björk (2)
  3. JAY-Z (2)
  4. Weezer (2)
  5. Basement Jaxx (2)

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11)

  1. The Throne (10)
  2. Silversun Pickups (7)
  3. Björk (6)
  4. Kanye West (5)
  5. Pusha T (5)

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secretarchitecture:

FORGET ALL THAT OTHER STUFF
THIS IS LITERALLY ME

secretarchitecture:

FORGET ALL THAT OTHER STUFF

THIS IS LITERALLY ME

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4)

  1. The Throne (39)
  2. Silversun Pickups (22)
  3. Nouvelle Vague (6)
  4. Air (3)
  5. Al Green (3)

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27)

  1. The Throne (23)
  2. Zero 7 (1)
  3. Tevin Campbell (1)
  4. The Smashing Pumpkins (1)
  5. 50 Cent (1)

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